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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Posted by: KrowBatellio

Video duration: 647 seconds
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===Stuffs===
69 million views, 18000 subscribers
===Notes===
---Sorry guys, I won't upload this anywhere or send it to you, go buy the DVD.
---Also, I do not accept friend requests. Don't bother sending them.
===Where To Buy===
Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full dvd. ^^

Related: achmed, dead, dunham, dvd, insanity, jalapeno, jeff, jose, of, peanut, spark, terrorist, the, walter

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nice vid i liked it ...
By: Gonhamu. on 19 Nov 08, 07:10:30
nice vid i liked it :D subscribe to my videos!!

I agree, a fuckin ...
By: SleazyBastard. on 19 Nov 08, 07:08:49
I agree, a fuckin idiot...

Achmed is a ...
By: SleazyBastard. on 19 Nov 08, 07:08:01
Achmed is a horrible character how? It's comedy, ever heard of freedom of speech? What about Lindsay Lohan then? Or Bill Clinton? Or whoever else he offends? It's harmless j-o-k-e-s, that's what comedians do! Their material is based on what goes on in the world. And frankly 95% of all suicide bombers, if not more, are Muslims. There's no way in hell you can defend that...

I SAW FLYING CAR ...
By: ConHolio33. on 19 Nov 08, 06:32:42
I SAW FLYING CAR PARTS LMFAO

HELLO, I AM LINDSEY ...
By: soxiebabi2121. on 19 Nov 08, 06:29:29
HELLO, I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!

I NEED LIGAMENTS!
By: soxiebabi2121. on 19 Nov 08, 06:26:51
I NEED LIGAMENTS!

lighten up man. If ...
By: BangsLiekWhoa. on 19 Nov 08, 06:16:09
lighten up man. If comedians didn't make fun of anybody, they wouldn't have any material to work with. And there is no way this is promoting terrorists no matter how you look at it.

knoc kock... whos ...
By: XxDahamonnahxX. on 19 Nov 08, 06:08:09
knoc kock... whos there? me i kill u!!! ROLMFAO

ROFLMAO He deserves ...
By: mylobage. on 19 Nov 08, 06:04:02
ROFLMAO He deserves a Noble Prize

silence i kill you ...
By: bradicous. on 19 Nov 08, 05:48:24
silence i kill you * im a suicide bomber where do u get ur recruits? the suicide hotline

sielence i kill!
By: bradicous. on 19 Nov 08, 05:37:40
sielence i kill!

suckkk itt buddy.
By: san3l. on 19 Nov 08, 05:31:55
suckkk itt buddy.

You're an idiot, ...
By: infinitextimes. on 19 Nov 08, 05:29:41
You're an idiot, please get a life.

This is comedy at ...
By: TheFerretWhisperer. on 19 Nov 08, 05:23:59
This is comedy at it's best. It is very funny. Take it as what it is, COMEDY. Lighten up people, learn to laugh, especially at yourselves. GO JEFF, you are a genius in a truly sad society. THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU

Knock Knock Whose ...
By: anyonejackpot13. on 19 Nov 08, 05:19:01
Knock Knock Whose there Me I kill you

I found the Ahmed ...
By: mutluNY. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:20
I found the Ahmed character very horrible character and promotion against middle eastern people especially Muslims. I like Jeff until I saw this character. Now I kind of hate him and I don`t think he should offend people to make his living.

your a fucking idiot
By: txravis3. on 19 Nov 08, 05:10:42
your a fucking idiot

He's talking about ...
By: Cblotnicky. on 19 Nov 08, 05:07:03
He's talking about female pubic hair, lol.

lol like bush as in ...
By: cav44009. on 19 Nov 08, 05:04:17
lol like bush as in pussy hair...prolly b/c arab bitches dont shave

the worst youtube ...
By: san3l. on 19 Nov 08, 05:02:25
the worst youtube video ever. does not deserve any views

IF THIS IS PARADISE ...
By: BlueMysteria4. on 19 Nov 08, 04:53:34
IF THIS IS PARADISE I'VE BEEN SCREWED. WAIT, I CAN HAVE CLAY AIKEN. IF THEY OPEN THE SUITCASE I SAY, "hELLLOOOO, I AM LINDSAY LOHAN!" I ALSO LIKE THE PART WHEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE JEWS. AND MICHEAL JACKSON. ACHMED IS SOOOOOO MY BESTFRIEND

What does the, "Ohh ...
By: BlueMysteria4. on 19 Nov 08, 04:51:02
What does the, "Ohh, I love Bu...ohh..u mean the president" MEAN!!!! I DON'T GET IT!!!

funniest shit ever! ...
By: jojonwo180. on 19 Nov 08, 04:44:24
funniest shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

This Video is ...
By: blakewalshaw123. on 19 Nov 08, 04:43:55
This Video is awsome:)

me i doo
By: wmjproductions. on 19 Nov 08, 04:36:45
me i doo

Jeff Dunham Blooper
Posted by: lexxor85

Video duration: 184 seconds
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more on: http://masterfunny.b logspot.com/
Jeff Dunham Blooper The hair comes straight out of one of his puppets, but it ends up being extremely funny.

Related: blooper, dunham, jeff, sketch

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that was awesome
By: legndznvrdie. on 19 Nov 08, 05:00:44
that was awesome

hE LOOKS AWESOME
By: chit47. on 19 Nov 08, 02:57:44
hE LOOKS AWESOME

it is part of the ...
By: stewart2095. on 19 Nov 08, 02:44:13
it is part of the act if you watch some more videos he will tell u

2:30 ha ha ha
By: ndnation2321. on 19 Nov 08, 00:45:04
2:30 ha ha ha

The funny thing is ...
By: qwertypower9. on 18 Nov 08, 23:32:36
The funny thing is the crowd all thought it was part of the act!

To whoever hasnt ...
By: lilredrl. on 18 Nov 08, 22:46:51
To whoever hasnt seen this before, you have to make sure u watch 2:30

0:56 I feel your ...
By: danecook321. on 18 Nov 08, 20:54:08
0:56 I feel your pain

LOL!Peanut is so ...
By: 01TRANSFAN. on 18 Nov 08, 12:22:57
LOL!Peanut is so HILARIOUS!!!!!

wow hes rlly good ...
By: litrisha951. on 18 Nov 08, 04:39:27
wow hes rlly good at improvision...i would have freaked out!

Yeah, there's a ...
By: PrincessElyonBrown. on 18 Nov 08, 00:29:58
Yeah, there's a third blooper now. Achmed's arm fell off!

HA!
By: justinyoface911. on 17 Nov 08, 20:59:10
HA!

with melvin it is ...
By: darkvampiregod. on 17 Nov 08, 16:23:16
with melvin it is staged, he made melvin so it would happen, this was a mistake though lol

Poor Peanut! The ...
By: fantabulousgibby101. on 17 Nov 08, 15:13:22
Poor Peanut! The same thing happened to Melvin the Superhero on Spark of INsanity the other night on Comedy Central. He recovers wicked quick when stuff like that happens, Love the guy and Walter's the best!

He thinks so fast ...
By: DaStuntBrothers. on 17 Nov 08, 05:52:35
He thinks so fast if he makes a mistake

Almost looks staged ...
By: Penlager. on 17 Nov 08, 02:50:32
Almost looks staged but if it was not, great recovery!

dude his whole show ...
By: borrax867. on 17 Nov 08, 01:50:52
dude his whole show is a blooper...

...
By: love2swim09. on 17 Nov 08, 01:48:13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

he's a quick ...
By: RandomJoe1174. on 17 Nov 08, 01:24:01
he's a quick thinker!

no offense but his ...
By: reaper350z. on 16 Nov 08, 23:20:13
no offense but his puttet was like a cancer patient lol all its hair fell off XD

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!
By: CanonKathryn. on 16 Nov 08, 22:02:00
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHA! IF this ...
By: RedWalk8. on 16 Nov 08, 21:27:49
HAHAHAHA! IF this is improvising, this guy is the best!

this actually works ...
By: heartlessarcher11. on 16 Nov 08, 10:05:29
this actually works 1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2? times 2-say your best friends name 5 times 3post this comment on 5 videos 4-press f8

its like "holy shit ...
By: thatguyoverthere45. on 16 Nov 08, 09:57:22
its like "holy shit where did my hair go?!?!?"

most definatly
By: Crystallevarosa. on 16 Nov 08, 04:40:27
most definatly

this is my fav. ...
By: MzQuant. on 16 Nov 08, 01:58:35
this is my fav. puppet

Walter and Jeff Dunham # 1
Posted by: brigurl88

Video duration: 598 seconds
Global video hits: 14295436

Ventriliquist

Related: dunham, funny, jeff, ventriliquism, walter

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YOU SEER HER YOU ...
By: aaronbrandt123. on 19 Nov 08, 06:02:42
YOU SEER HER YOU SEE HER YOU SEE HER oo welll hhahhahahha

i work with a guy ...
By: aaronbrandt123. on 19 Nov 08, 05:53:44
i work with a guy that looks and acts axactly like walter and guess what his name is walter i laughed so hard when i saw this shit

welcome to walmart. ...
By: DarkPriestezz. on 19 Nov 08, 03:09:17
welcome to walmart. get ur shyt and get out

I love jeff dunham! ...
By: Corkey411. on 19 Nov 08, 02:15:03
I love jeff dunham! Peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a steek! are my favorites!

hey you redneck ...
By: dog450. on 19 Nov 08, 02:14:13
hey you redneck fucks, search, Huntingboy2 Interview

peanut is my ...
By: 1026princess. on 19 Nov 08, 01:43:02
peanut is my favorite but walter is pretty ausome too!

walter = pissed ...
By: xxjoeizlexxbest. on 19 Nov 08, 01:38:55
walter = pissed off old man woooooooooo jeff dunham

lmfao
By: RiCkJaMeS13ItCh. on 19 Nov 08, 01:24:21
lmfao

she said i dont ...
By: LuciiLouisex. on 19 Nov 08, 01:18:58
she said i dont make the right noises during sex wanna hear what i do? no! all ryt yu've tlked me into this what?! be careful this might be abit pornographic.. GET OF! I CANT SEE THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GET THE HELL OF!

get ur shit and get ...
By: ampfresh27. on 19 Nov 08, 00:58:51
get ur shit and get outta here have a nice day!!!!! hahahaha this is beast

*note* scotland O.O ...
By: kfcgoodforthesoul. on 19 Nov 08, 00:55:28
*note* scotland O.O india thnx for the tips walter.

friggin awsome but ...
By: hiukae. on 19 Nov 08, 00:47:34
friggin awsome but achmed is a bit funnier

ooo y did u take ...
By: swanton987. on 19 Nov 08, 00:42:38
ooo y did u take off the embed

OMG pornographic-- ...
By: Ghost8atGhost8sWorld. on 18 Nov 08, 23:08:30
OMG pornographic--get off! ROTFL!

Alright,in the ...
By: twewyfan08. on 18 Nov 08, 23:00:22
Alright,in the basket"

nag na nag nag nag ...
By: jsaproductions554. on 18 Nov 08, 22:44:21
nag na nag nag nag na nag

Yea right
By: jsaproductions554. on 18 Nov 08, 22:13:01
Yea right

LMAO get ur shit ...
By: daydream605. on 18 Nov 08, 22:06:14
LMAO get ur shit and get out

walters funny yeah ...
By: smackdown98. on 18 Nov 08, 21:56:52
walters funny yeah lol but achmed the dead terrorist is way funnier!

read Don't laugh ...
By: phillies198. on 18 Nov 08, 21:14:14
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

kwl
By: t0x1c5kullm4n. on 18 Nov 08, 21:00:04
kwl

"It's hot as hell ...
By: CHiLDoFTHeSuN45. on 18 Nov 08, 20:51:00
"It's hot as hell outside, and my skin's all dry and itchy. You put me in a sweater. Sure as hell not gonna ask you for lotion!"

he reminds me of my ...
By: robsk894. on 18 Nov 08, 20:47:19
he reminds me of my grandpa

i think this guy is ...
By: lukasbay. on 18 Nov 08, 20:30:41
i think this guy is ****ing funny :P

i think this guy is ...
By: lukasbay. on 18 Nov 08, 20:30:05
i think this guy is ****ing funny :P

Jeff Dunham and Peanut
Posted by: baddudenorris

Video duration: 365 seconds
Global video hits: 15187275

Funny Shit
ok im getting part 2 soon as i can format achmed again and melvin so ill be trying to get the right format for them cuz it is very hard to format it to the right one

Related: jeffdunham, peanut

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holy crap your ...
By: MaliGirlRox. on 19 Nov 08, 07:26:07
holy crap your quick!...it's like you know!

meeeeeee ...
By: MoHaWkMoNkEy21. on 19 Nov 08, 06:57:00
meeeeeee tooooooooooo

hahaha ... its ...
By: wanmehdi. on 19 Nov 08, 06:37:35
hahaha ... its funny as hell

am i pissing u off ...
By: jessig11. on 19 Nov 08, 04:41:38
am i pissing u off je-fah-fah? lmao

I believe Peanut is ...
By: 71189. on 19 Nov 08, 04:30:40
I believe Peanut is a homosexual.

Jeff-fah-fah... ...
By: tooblackphillips. on 19 Nov 08, 04:20:11
Jeff-fah-fah... dun-ham, .com

Peanut is the BEST! ...
By: tooblackphillips. on 19 Nov 08, 04:13:38
Peanut is the BEST!!! and WALTER

?Je-fuh-fuh ...
By: LaHuerca. on 19 Nov 08, 03:59:00
?Je-fuh-fuh Dun-HAAAAAMMMMMM... dot com?

hey you redneck ...
By: dog450. on 19 Nov 08, 02:14:24
hey you redneck fucks, search, Huntingboy2 Interview

holy crap! i've ...
By: KitttyKat101. on 19 Nov 08, 02:10:43
holy crap! i've seen this like 10 million times and its still fully as hell

peabut nice one lol
By: vakero313. on 19 Nov 08, 01:14:49
peabut nice one lol

am i pissing u off ...
By: leighgirl123. on 19 Nov 08, 00:59:21
am i pissing u off fa fa LOL

i love peanut's ...
By: horselover0518. on 19 Nov 08, 00:47:33
i love peanut's laugh! it is so funny!

Jefafa!!! its ...
By: penny3852. on 19 Nov 08, 00:45:17
Jefafa!!! its like you know!!!!

you know what ur ...
By: HipH0pSk8r. on 19 Nov 08, 00:39:53
you know what ur breath smells like? DUNHAM!!!! You fricken picked!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE!!!! lol

hahahaha i love ...
By: pelly45678. on 19 Nov 08, 00:33:47
hahahaha i love peanut!

lol
By: Mikoyo15. on 19 Nov 08, 00:26:43
lol

LMFAO!!! peabut is ...
By: raekwonharris. on 19 Nov 08, 00:24:31
LMFAO!!! peabut is fucking funny

PEANUT IS AWESOME
By: Bloodylove84. on 19 Nov 08, 00:07:26
PEANUT IS AWESOME

he says search not ...
By: deagle227. on 19 Nov 08, 00:01:16
he says search not asert

holy crap ur quick, ...
By: KAULITZTWINSLUVR1. on 18 Nov 08, 23:49:09
holy crap ur quick,its like you know am i pissing u offfafa,dude you need a tick tac,asert your feling's Jefafa

lol @ 5:25
By: gman4dx266. on 18 Nov 08, 23:46:32
lol @ 5:25

EXPRESS YOU ...
By: jackman464. on 18 Nov 08, 23:38:00
EXPRESS YOU FELLINGS JEFAFA

read Don't laugh at ...
By: leppyfilms. on 18 Nov 08, 23:27:47
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

he is so firken ...
By: colbyodonislvr08. on 18 Nov 08, 23:22:19
he is so firken funny!!!!! i love peanut better than achmed!!!

Peanut and Jeff Dunham # 1
Posted by: brigurl88

Video duration: 572 seconds
Global video hits: 11511210

Ventriliquist

Related: brigurl, brigurl88, dunham, funny, jeff, peanut, sabrina, ventriliquist

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So hilarious. I ...
By: IceMetalPunk. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:19
So hilarious. I can't wait to go to Sa N'Ta Ana and watch a magician say "Pethto!" LMAO! "Uh-huh, uh-huh...that's a business, alright." -IMP ;) :)

but funnier
By: sogoodicoulddie. on 19 Nov 08, 04:58:48
but funnier

He is the BEST!!!! ...
By: maadodd. on 19 Nov 08, 04:54:09
He is the BEST!!!! i like him tou much...

I LOVE PEANUT!!!
By: XXxxELViAxxXX. on 19 Nov 08, 04:14:47
I LOVE PEANUT!!!

peanut: laa-laa and ...
By: phoenixsilver213. on 19 Nov 08, 04:00:55
peanut: laa-laa and barney's retarded love child.

this guy kicks az i ...
By: imfabulous19. on 19 Nov 08, 03:38:23
this guy kicks az i love him !! peanut melvin and walter and achmed are my favorites !! n jose da jalepeno ON A STICK

go choke on a cock ...
By: killerkotetsu. on 19 Nov 08, 03:30:21
go choke on a cock faggot jeff kicks ass

hey you redneck ...
By: dog450. on 19 Nov 08, 02:14:46
hey you redneck fucks, search, Huntingboy2 Interview

I don't think HE ...
By: countryguy93. on 19 Nov 08, 01:50:29
I don't think HE makes them. I think he hires someone to make them i thought...

hilarious!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: KrAzyKId445. on 19 Nov 08, 01:32:05
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does he do that ...
By: LOVEPHOEBEXOXO. on 18 Nov 08, 23:49:00
How does he do that?!? LOL :O OMGG

yep
By: nejifangirl123. on 18 Nov 08, 23:36:02
yep

read Don't laugh at ...
By: leppyfilms. on 18 Nov 08, 23:28:00
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

san-a-ta-a-na lol! ...
By: greenday4eva13. on 18 Nov 08, 22:46:41
san-a-ta-a-na lol!!!

u polish its ...
By: AmNoSuperman. on 18 Nov 08, 22:04:04
u polish its actually a shiny turd

how? :( i want one ...
By: RobinB650. on 18 Nov 08, 21:13:20
how? :( i want one now >:( :P il make one once i find out how :S lol

hahahahah
By: ian7779. on 18 Nov 08, 19:12:25
hahahahah

It's actually ' ...
By: crookshanks99. on 18 Nov 08, 18:49:58
It's actually 'Polish a turd, it's still a turd'

U can polish a ...
By: scottsta53. on 18 Nov 08, 16:53:29
U can polish a piece of shit but its still shit!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't this from ...
By: Arcanis15. on 18 Nov 08, 14:38:30
Isn't this from Arguing with myself?

"Look I know i ...
By: m3kth. on 18 Nov 08, 12:05:49
"Look I know i didnt finish school but that frickin' says Sa Nata A Na..... Dumbass! ...........I will never blink!!" OMG sooo funny!

mhm, you are a ...
By: mindphlux. on 18 Nov 08, 08:09:00
mhm, you are a business

What is your name? ...
By: JDK0316191. on 18 Nov 08, 07:34:02
What is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I"M FUCKIN' LOOKIN' RIGHT AT CHA lolo

It's a great city ( ...
By: JDK0316191. on 18 Nov 08, 07:14:12
It's a great city (snickers)

peanut is the best
By: caseybear951. on 18 Nov 08, 04:11:23
peanut is the best

Jeff Dunham and Bubba J
Posted by: brigurl88

Video duration: 400 seconds
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Jeff and Bubba

Related: bubba, dunham, j, jeff, peanutventriliquist, sabrina, walter

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Actually he never ...
By: djstoltz2000. on 19 Nov 08, 07:24:20
Actually he never said that at all in this skit, he's a comedian so that alone says he's not serious, if you honestly think it's insulting then don't watch it, it's that simple.

farameer9 your a ...
By: hallowkid21. on 19 Nov 08, 07:10:56
farameer9 your a fuckin idiot this video is funny as shit and we dont need you to break it down dickhead

well i guess you ...
By: yagurlshae17. on 19 Nov 08, 05:22:06
well i guess you dated her a lil while yeah a lil bit then you perposed no her daddy did that for me how that happen i was suppose to come pick her up at about 7 o'clock but got there at 730 yeah her daddy was on the front porch with his shotgun he said hey bubba j guess who else is late im glad youre laughing someone had to explain it to me i still dont get it lol

AA's for quitters.. ...
By: tyrantvirus2007. on 19 Nov 08, 04:00:27
AA's for quitters...haaaaa

farameer9 ur a ...
By: jackrobenson. on 19 Nov 08, 03:50:05
farameer9 ur a dummmmm assssss

Dude, its comedy! ...
By: pega57. on 19 Nov 08, 02:22:17
Dude, its comedy! Take a joke

ok well bubba j was ...
By: farameer9. on 19 Nov 08, 01:57:33
ok well bubba j was late right, so when bubba J gets there, the dad says "hey bubba guess who else is late". well the who else is the dads daughter and bubba j's wife. the dad is saying she is late, because she is late on her period. she's late because she is pregnant and thats why her dad makes bubba j marry her

jeff: why dont you ...
By: ilovebucky24. on 19 Nov 08, 00:04:09
jeff: why dont you tell us the first time you met your wife Bubba: there she was

5:50 is funny as ...
By: nekhely. on 18 Nov 08, 23:44:55
5:50 is funny as hell

shes pregnant
By: aflac2323. on 18 Nov 08, 22:45:38
shes pregnant

i dont get the part ...
By: KahanDemirkol. on 18 Nov 08, 22:13:24
i dont get the part either from 5.50 to 6.05

He talks like the ...
By: 2MIH. on 18 Nov 08, 18:56:48
He talks like the people I've been with for a year during my exchange student year! AWESOME!

i dont get it ...
By: 02392350643. on 18 Nov 08, 15:45:47
i dont get it either??!!

awsome he was great
By: ruthviola. on 18 Nov 08, 11:36:04
awsome he was great

Bubba j is awsome
By: dark4angel6. on 18 Nov 08, 03:03:06
Bubba j is awsome

You Married? Yeah! ...
By: DangerousDeanKing. on 18 Nov 08, 02:35:04
You Married? Yeah! She Pretty? Yeah!-NO! Whats the difference? THE LIGHT!! She was leanin up against the Ferris Wheel... Makin it Lean!!

As in , he had sex ...
By: jleb310ce. on 18 Nov 08, 01:58:13
As in , he had sex with the daughter...and she was late in her period. she's pregnant

lol AA is fer ...
By: fromNU2. on 18 Nov 08, 01:54:41
lol AA is fer quiters

I don't get it at 5 ...
By: yoyomonkey1. on 18 Nov 08, 01:49:39
I don't get it at 5:50 - 6:04

whats your favorite ...
By: realghost164. on 18 Nov 08, 01:06:13
whats your favorite kind of beer? An open one

do you got a ...
By: pokemonglitchseeker. on 18 Nov 08, 00:58:31
do you got a drinking problem noooo, i perty much got it figured out! so bubba, what's your favorite beer an open one! how do you know when you've had too much i run out! have you ever been to an AA meeting? AA is fer quitters! well, im a ventriloquist oh...ya dont eat meat? where was she? she was leanin up against the ferris wheel, makin it tilt! corndog in one end, budweiser in the other!oo, my tattoo's growin!

i'm doin' ...
By: pokemonglitchseeker. on 18 Nov 08, 00:48:56
i'm doin' peerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty goooooood!!!!!!!! so what does the j stand for? uhhhh my last name is juuuunior oh... well its a good thing they didnt name you junior yeah, that would be dumb, junior junior....... that's my brother's name!!!

Where'd ya meet yur ...
By: hondafan365. on 18 Nov 08, 00:26:27
Where'd ya meet yur wife? At the family reunion.

jeff: bubba j you ...
By: ilovebucky24. on 17 Nov 08, 23:50:34
jeff: bubba j you married Bubba j : yea jeff: is she pretty? bubba: yea no

Bubba J i love ...
By: ilovebucky24. on 17 Nov 08, 23:48:41
Bubba J i love bubba js laugh so bubba j what have you been doing today i'v been watching NASCAR and drinking beer. It's a sport thats easy to follow when your hammered. whats your favorite beer? an open one.

Jeff Dunham
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Jeff Dunham: Aruging with myself
Jeff with Peanut and Jose Jalapeno....on a steek!

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Watching this guy's ...
By: RussellUpsomgrubb. on 19 Nov 08, 05:38:26
Watching this guy's act is everything I imagine what it must be like to go through chemotherapy treatment.

yes we have no yes ...
By: lilNcuttie. on 19 Nov 08, 02:43:29
yes we have no yes no yes no yes we had a great freakin day lol

hey you redneck ...
By: dog450. on 19 Nov 08, 02:14:57
hey you redneck fucks, search, Huntingboy2 Interview

i honestly dont ...
By: BaileyPooMonster. on 19 Nov 08, 01:52:35
i honestly dont think its that funny. maybe if there were subs or something. i cant really understand what they say.

a big mexican woman ...
By: lovinfastpitch. on 19 Nov 08, 01:23:00
a big mexican woman...on a stick

jose jalapeno ftw? ...
By: cenaandrunescape. on 18 Nov 08, 23:26:54
jose jalapeno ftw? hint hint? he's a fricken jalapeno...if that's what you mean by chile

It's a chile i think
By: SlogBOYYY. on 18 Nov 08, 22:52:54
It's a chile i think

funny stuff, funny ...
By: ABCMan358. on 18 Nov 08, 22:12:04
funny stuff, funny stuff

funny crap im 10 ...
By: sparty48. on 18 Nov 08, 20:31:43
funny crap im 10 and i luv it.a pickle on a pencil

Oh dude, He's ...
By: 2MIH. on 18 Nov 08, 18:49:14
Oh dude, He's indeed not funny! He's a freaking GENIUS!

Hi I'm Jeff Dunham, ...
By: foBRIDEAU. on 18 Nov 08, 18:25:11
Hi I'm Jeff Dunham, and I'm not funny!

3.32 one funny
By: XxjamieXx7. on 18 Nov 08, 17:29:03
3.32 one funny

you r extremely ...
By: kathleeenm. on 18 Nov 08, 08:29:58
you r extremely funny

HEY!!!! ex ...
By: only43. on 18 Nov 08, 03:21:52
HEY!!!! ex president fox is on part 2:55 jaja funny

I was just rofl'ing ...
By: qwertypower9. on 18 Nov 08, 02:45:52
I was just rofl'ing thru the whole thing.

a great freakin day ...
By: punkchik4evr. on 18 Nov 08, 02:00:21
a great freakin day!!! this is the way we stirr the guac stir the guac you cant come back oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuttt wat makes u thin ka girl wants 2 c u?jose has the stick

lol jeff:did ...
By: aust4563. on 18 Nov 08, 00:06:07
lol jeff:did anything else happen today peanut:no chilly:si peanut:damm

LOL this is to funny
By: deathcloud13. on 18 Nov 08, 00:06:02
LOL this is to funny

lmao hes too funny
By: catladylc05. on 17 Nov 08, 23:59:47
lmao hes too funny

funny dude funny
By: colvini. on 17 Nov 08, 23:56:56
funny dude funny

a condiment yes i ...
By: hotshawty31. on 17 Nov 08, 23:00:33
a condiment yes i do not use them and neither did ur mother !!!!!!!!! lol Imao

u mexican condiment ...
By: hotshawty31. on 17 Nov 08, 22:58:54
u mexican condiment!!!!!!! lol

he is fkcin funny ...
By: hotshawty31. on 17 Nov 08, 22:58:21
he is fkcin funny frum achmed the dead terrorist "knock knock who's there me me who me i kill u!" always funny

sry, its 5:12 - 5:25
By: justinyoface911. on 17 Nov 08, 21:07:44
sry, its 5:12 - 5:25

ROFL, 2:15
By: justinyoface911. on 17 Nov 08, 21:05:27
ROFL, 2:15

Jeff Dunham and Walter on Letterman
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Jeff Dunham and Walter on The Late Show with David Letterman 9/21/06

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its hurricane** ...
By: EmmanuelC. on 19 Nov 08, 04:31:55
its hurricane** learn how to spell ppl, damn lol

FEMA! LMFAO
By: xXJessicaRobinxX. on 19 Nov 08, 02:42:45
FEMA! LMFAO

Funny he he Awesome
By: chit47. on 19 Nov 08, 02:39:04
Funny he he Awesome

hahaa the hurracane
By: bubblegumyo81. on 19 Nov 08, 02:29:08
hahaa the hurracane

Walter reminds me ...
By: HobbitFan92. on 19 Nov 08, 02:20:33
Walter reminds me of Red Foreman on that 70's Show! LOL!

walter is funny wen ...
By: ZachDowns01. on 18 Nov 08, 11:07:29
walter is funny wen im old i want to b jus like him

walter seems more ...
By: akatsuki12345678. on 18 Nov 08, 02:14:25
walter seems more of an ass in this one ^^

APRIL FOOLS DUMB ...
By: metalgtar. on 17 Nov 08, 18:33:51
APRIL FOOLS DUMB ASS!!!!!

omg. I love russell ...
By: queblevia. on 17 Nov 08, 09:43:23
omg. I love russell peters! :D love the indian dad bit. haha!

good job bet u cant ...
By: videowatcher2552. on 17 Nov 08, 01:41:59
good job bet u cant freaking do that again.........april fools dumbass

the wat the huricane
By: shadowmask3. on 17 Nov 08, 01:32:32
the wat the huricane

i love walter, hes ...
By: bichezz. on 16 Nov 08, 22:01:20
i love walter, hes better than achmed [:

im gonner be like ...
By: punkrocker1170. on 16 Nov 08, 21:27:25
im gonner be like walter when im old lol

wow, your fucking ...
By: boxman00185. on 16 Nov 08, 11:12:57
wow, your fucking stupid. get a life u fuckin mexican

go kill yourself, ...
By: boxman00185. on 16 Nov 08, 11:10:38
go kill yourself, it's not racist and its funny

lol
By: chainyanker95. on 15 Nov 08, 20:39:11
lol

haha i love walter ...
By: irishgracepoetry. on 15 Nov 08, 18:03:59
haha i love walter he reminds me of my sister

fuck u
By: sapperguyjr. on 15 Nov 08, 17:50:07
fuck u

sooooo cleen!
By: JessiicahE. on 13 Nov 08, 19:51:18
sooooo cleen!

if anyone likes to ...
By: moballer12. on 13 Nov 08, 05:45:32
if anyone likes to listen to romantic melodys check what i video i made with my ukulele. just got it 3 days ago. tell me what you think. "romantic ukulele melody" or just go to my channel.

this is so funny
By: killzonesoldier7. on 12 Nov 08, 05:30:19
this is so funny

Walter makes ...
By: DirtySteve52. on 12 Nov 08, 00:02:52
Walter makes achmedlook like a punk

lol these jokes is ...
By: TheOvrtakR. on 11 Nov 08, 19:09:36
lol these jokes is also used in his show Spark Of Insanity

dma this is funny ...
By: patsalldaybitches. on 11 Nov 08, 13:07:14
dma this is funny all of it is

april fool dumb ass ...
By: leeleesydboi. on 11 Nov 08, 09:12:05
april fool dumb ass! hahahahaha

Jeff Dunham
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more puppets

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at the end it says ...
By: toonamioncrack. on 19 Nov 08, 03:56:00
at the end it says jeff dunham and NALTER!!!!!!??????

1.03 sweet mullet
By: Ohmy316. on 18 Nov 08, 22:34:53
1.03 sweet mullet

Great work, jeff ...
By: TheDisturbingTruths. on 18 Nov 08, 03:19:06
Great work, jeff dunham is amazing. check out my acc, cool stuff, shocking stuff.

DONT READ THIS ...
By: rocker577. on 17 Nov 08, 22:09:25
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY? Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

how long has jeff ...
By: poggyproductions. on 17 Nov 08, 21:39:13
how long has jeff dunham been a ventriloquist?

hoiw did you get a ...
By: Ghost8atGhost8sWorld. on 17 Nov 08, 18:37:21
hoiw did you get a hold of this footage?

2:57
By: walkmna18. on 16 Nov 08, 20:26:43
2:57

The man is a ...
By: hellfireo1cu812. on 16 Nov 08, 05:10:17
The man is a genious he has paid for everything by his work with the puppets and has even built his own helicopter. Very intelligent man

jeff dunham is ...
By: jakedx13. on 16 Nov 08, 04:48:33
jeff dunham is awesome

Wow. Jeff Dunham's ...
By: MaxDaroda. on 16 Nov 08, 03:10:27
Wow. Jeff Dunham's TV career summed up in under 6 minutes

Chris Rose was ...
By: pearljamkid24. on 15 Nov 08, 23:05:43
Chris Rose was pissed and Michael Irvin Loved it. Hahahhaah

4:32
By: ChaosGura. on 15 Nov 08, 20:27:12
4:32

this acually works. ...
By: XxxEmoGamerxxX. on 15 Nov 08, 03:40:14
this acually works... 1)say a boy or girls name u want to be with two times. 2)say ur best friends name five times. 3)post this comment on five videos. 4)press f8. 5) you will see your crushes name

lol the black guys ...
By: Psychochilla. on 15 Nov 08, 01:18:05
lol the black guys laughing xD

lol i thought the ...
By: johnnytheripper1982. on 14 Nov 08, 14:44:13
lol i thought the same at the first time without reading your posting^^

i think i see it.
By: MrMatto91. on 14 Nov 08, 13:22:55
i think i see it.

He looks like ...
By: kobaltazure. on 14 Nov 08, 05:52:53
He looks like Keifer Sutherland. O.o

lmfao! 1:28 is my ...
By: 30STMchicks. on 14 Nov 08, 01:12:21
lmfao! 1:28 is my favorite part! "oh well, ladi da"

this acually works. ...
By: borabora14. on 13 Nov 08, 22:56:03
this acually works... 1)say a boy or girls name u want to be with two times. 2)say ur best friends name five times. 3)post this comment on five videos. 4)press f8. 5) you will see your crushes name

Jeff Dunham is the ...
By: jmikemiller. on 13 Nov 08, 17:55:56
Jeff Dunham is the best!!! By the way, NICE BLAZEEEER!

Lol when you look ...
By: Ringtail23. on 13 Nov 08, 00:38:01
Lol when you look at Jeff Dunham for a moment he looks a little bit like Tim Allen >_>

dont f*** with a ...
By: jesusrules8888. on 12 Nov 08, 23:01:24
dont f*** with a puppet dude lol!

4:22 "it be a cold ...
By: RxOxSS. on 12 Nov 08, 20:13:14
4:22 "it be a cold day in hell be4 i come bk"

Good cover! lol
By: lilwitchee101. on 12 Nov 08, 06:44:56
Good cover! lol

AWESOME AS HELL!!!
By: JonPictures. on 11 Nov 08, 23:47:27
AWESOME AS HELL!!!

Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #1
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Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #1

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I <3 you
By: spaten125. on 19 Nov 08, 07:18:34
I

This Guy is Fuckin ...
By: JMGR89. on 19 Nov 08, 06:33:42
This Guy is Fuckin hilirious I cant stop watch his acts

i can see cartman.. ...
By: elliotgotsomebooty. on 19 Nov 08, 06:15:50
i can see cartman... i can see kenny... oo he just got killed. golden.

We have the ...
By: dbzlover2023. on 19 Nov 08, 06:06:13
We have the technology xD ROFL

XD lol
By: HarryPotterFan3394. on 19 Nov 08, 03:28:30
XD lol

Be Gone SATAN!!! ...
By: xXxTexcutiexXx. on 19 Nov 08, 03:18:56
Be Gone SATAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

wshooooooo leave it ...
By: rockcrabs13. on 19 Nov 08, 03:05:53
wshooooooo leave it to the cubans and get the hell out!! lmao XD

"Thats where the ...
By: jsaproductions554. on 19 Nov 08, 02:47:05
"Thats where the most powerful man in the world lives", "Oprah?" LOL!

HELLO SHAMU
By: sk8erkid2007. on 19 Nov 08, 02:36:53
HELLO SHAMU

LAWL!!! wat happens ...
By: sk8erkid2007. on 19 Nov 08, 02:34:19
LAWL!!! wat happens in dc stays on utubeLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL!!

The show looks alot ...
By: jaredballanger. on 19 Nov 08, 01:59:14
The show looks alot better from the front! lol

BEGONE SATAN!!! XD
By: HarryPotterFan3394. on 19 Nov 08, 00:02:35
BEGONE SATAN!!! XD

i think my hosue is ...
By: goow2. on 18 Nov 08, 23:58:04
i think my hosue is haunted. why? cause everytime i neter all i hear is get OUT. lol that is funny

i dnt think he ...
By: silkmen4ever. on 18 Nov 08, 23:45:27
i dnt think he likes his wife hahahaaaaaaaaa

Damn.
By: twewyfan08. on 18 Nov 08, 23:37:52
Damn.

It's true.
By: twewyfan08. on 18 Nov 08, 23:37:22
It's true.

I can see Cartman. ...
By: SSxPRODUCTIONS. on 18 Nov 08, 23:37:10
I can see Cartman. I can see Kenny. Oh! He just got killed! OMFG THAT WAS F****** HILARIOUS!!

What happens in DC ...
By: Cloytz. on 18 Nov 08, 23:25:27
What happens in DC stays on YouTube :)

Motherfucking ...
By: qwertypower9. on 18 Nov 08, 23:17:59
Motherfucking spammer. I hate you ppl. My friend actually had the nerve to spam me, I got so pissed.

What happens in Dc ...
By: cloudwatcher872. on 18 Nov 08, 22:20:48
What happens in Dc stays in youtubeee lol:) walter R O X :D

read Don't laugh at ...
By: peoplz1432. on 18 Nov 08, 22:20:43
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

LMAO!! XD
By: leppyfilms. on 18 Nov 08, 21:53:24
LMAO!! XD

its shamu
By: Infernzard. on 18 Nov 08, 21:16:12
its shamu

read Don't laugh ...
By: phillies198. on 18 Nov 08, 21:14:52
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

shamu
By: BetaStationX. on 18 Nov 08, 20:18:54
shamu

Jeff Dunham and Peanut part 2
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funny shit

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dw hes an idiot' UR ...
By: bickmister. on 19 Nov 08, 07:44:43
dw hes an idiot' UR THE ONE ON A STICK STICKAKA JEFFA HA HA HA

THIS IS AWESOME!!!! ...
By: spikelord2. on 19 Nov 08, 04:09:26
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!! =D SO FUNNY!!!

heeeeeeyy he maka ...
By: BillHBert. on 19 Nov 08, 03:56:25
heeeeeeyy he maka funna aa caaar. he said aa caaar is gaaay. its not gay! he gay! lets get godzilla to kill him!

You know, I think ...
By: wallaceclam. on 19 Nov 08, 03:41:12
You know, I think he did

was about to but ...
By: QueenB4Life. on 19 Nov 08, 02:31:39
was about to but didn't

did he say fuck to ...
By: olirudy. on 19 Nov 08, 02:18:55
did he say fuck to josey

lol i have a ...
By: shelby51096. on 19 Nov 08, 01:12:07
lol i have a question for jose he didnt say it right it was funny he said it like it was spelled (joe c)

haha gay guy: ...
By: heyyitsmary. on 19 Nov 08, 00:34:23
haha gay guy: nehhh "HAY! HE MAKA FUNNA AH CAH!!"

ya it is
By: fartonmeharder. on 19 Nov 08, 00:15:37
ya it is

its peanut right
By: icondesktop. on 18 Nov 08, 23:52:51
its peanut right

whats the name of ...
By: Mikoyo15. on 18 Nov 08, 23:13:29
whats the name of the guy they called gay i didnt catch it

ROFLMAO
By: Mikoyo15. on 18 Nov 08, 22:52:22
ROFLMAO

The toyota jokes ...
By: MuziqSoul114. on 18 Nov 08, 22:37:14
The toyota jokes were funny

What the.? now he ...
By: KyliexXCorpse. on 18 Nov 08, 21:51:02
What the.? now he said Hechhhhff! Didnt you ever watch Seaseme street.? One of these things just dosn't belong here! :D

you go purple you ...
By: DaBiscuitMate2. on 18 Nov 08, 21:32:41
you go purple you never g back lawl! peanut kikcs ass

My spanish teacher ...
By: darlingRocker. on 18 Nov 08, 21:17:47
My spanish teacher gaves us tips to write the spanish accents on letters today XD Me and a friend were laughing our heads off like two jackasses when we remembered the show XD

i love peanut he´s ...
By: JujitsuGirl94. on 18 Nov 08, 21:02:32
i love peanut he´s so cute :D

do it !!!
By: MPesic87. on 18 Nov 08, 20:48:09
do it !!!

my fav part is _gay ...
By: unique5296. on 18 Nov 08, 19:51:08
my fav part is _gay guy murrr

OMFG Guy driving a ...
By: KairiKingdomheart12. on 18 Nov 08, 19:51:00
OMFG Guy driving a blue frias: Vrm! AH!

THIS SHIT IS TOO ...
By: zmansporscheboxster. on 18 Nov 08, 19:46:42
THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY...

peanut is so much ...
By: rhiino1989. on 18 Nov 08, 19:39:10
peanut is so much more funny than achmed.. peanut and walter FTW :D:D:D

German: JAWOHL !!! ...
By: anonyym5050. on 18 Nov 08, 18:43:08
German: JAWOHL !!! :-D

"you're on a stick. ...
By: faithandmiserymusic. on 18 Nov 08, 17:04:22
"you're on a stick....stick-ka-ka....Jeff-fa-fa....ha-ha-ha"

lol
By: m034lif3. on 18 Nov 08, 13:28:42
lol

Jeff Dunham and Peanut part 3
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Last one for peanut here you go
for all you waitting

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omg he is the best
By: iceyfire25. on 19 Nov 08, 04:19:51
omg he is the best

LOL! on a steeck!
By: KitttyKat101. on 19 Nov 08, 02:24:50
LOL! on a steeck!

hahaa ON A STICK!
By: JoseMiguelE. on 19 Nov 08, 01:16:54
hahaa ON A STICK!

Doing Doing Zrrrrk ...
By: MuziqSoul114. on 18 Nov 08, 22:50:10
Doing Doing Zrrrrk OLE!!!!

to answer penuts ...
By: deora2dude. on 18 Nov 08, 21:51:37
to answer penuts question, ctrl+shift turns ? into the little shint over the e (i cant do it right now :/ ) and a few other keys

Oh man this is so ...
By: 654321825. on 18 Nov 08, 21:38:35
Oh man this is so funny.

boing boing hrrrk^^
By: Carbonaara. on 18 Nov 08, 19:36:03
boing boing hrrrk^^

Achmed=You Raceist ...
By: Zorodorai. on 18 Nov 08, 18:48:45
Achmed=You Raceist Bastard. Jose=On A Stick

Jeff has managed to ...
By: 2lazy2pratice. on 18 Nov 08, 17:19:54
Jeff has managed to make us laugh at everything that we take serious. Now i know that the world is not as it seems!

Jeff Dunham is ...
By: SpLcSherilyn. on 18 Nov 08, 16:33:20
Jeff Dunham is unbelievable he took my breath away he is a genius

"sometime i afraid ...
By: hitamanda. on 18 Nov 08, 03:06:12
"sometime i afraid for my life" "taco bell" lmao

some times im ...
By: leahthe1andonly. on 18 Nov 08, 03:03:55
some times im afraid of my life y taco belll lol peanut r u prejituce NO a bunch of my friends are on a stick lol i fukin luv peanut so fuckin much

ON A STICK!
By: scottishsting. on 18 Nov 08, 02:35:46
ON A STICK!

i understand u hav ...
By: punkchik4evr. on 18 Nov 08, 01:48:26
i understand u hav a new girlfriend wat is she a pickle on a pencil?!?!?!! are u legal legal legal are u legal are u lllleeoohhh y should i b concerned?he works for YOUUU wat was it a pogo accident?1boing boing crrkkk ha i LUV peanut sooo much :D

Jose: Sometimes I ...
By: bellagray421. on 18 Nov 08, 00:51:37
Jose: Sometimes I am afraid for my life Jeff: Why? Peanut: Taco Bell

so ur saying im ...
By: haroboyxx95. on 18 Nov 08, 00:42:36
so ur saying im going to be someones bitch....... on a stick...... lol frkin funny as heck

HES HERE ON A STICK ...
By: jsaproductions554. on 18 Nov 08, 00:17:06
HES HERE ON A STICK!!

i love peanut.... ...
By: HIMfreak87. on 17 Nov 08, 23:55:05
i love peanut.... he always makes me laugh.... Peanut: Do u know what that means? Jeff: No.. Peanut: that one comes oouutttt... *looks down and up*

ñ é ñ é A ...
By: tenchimuyo69. on 17 Nov 08, 23:44:42
ñ é ñ é A secret known only to who now?

the cheeka(`) and ...
By: wellscheerer4lyfe. on 17 Nov 08, 23:10:55
the cheeka(`) and nnnnnnyah (~)

so hot....i mean ...
By: zoolandersk8ter. on 17 Nov 08, 21:28:28
so hot....i mean jeff not peanut but i love all of em

Don't call me idiot ...
By: lestrim. on 17 Nov 08, 20:43:53
Don't call me idiot. But obviously you are, because they sound nothing like each other. You haven't herd of sarcasm i guess...

i love this crap! ...
By: Melissa12177. on 17 Nov 08, 20:29:51
i love this crap! freaking pickle on a pencil!hahaha btw peanut the ` and ~ are by the 1

IT"S IN MY OTHER ...
By: flowerpower011. on 17 Nov 08, 18:04:40
IT"S IN MY OTHER STICK!

Jeff-So have you ...
By: xboxandpcuser. on 17 Nov 08, 14:55:02
Jeff-So have you heard they have put allot of national guards at the border,those this concerne you? Jose-No señor. Jeff-Why? Peanut-He's already here.

Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #2
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Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #2

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Rofl what's funnyis ...
By: dbzlover2023. on 19 Nov 08, 06:09:30
Rofl what's funnyis i live in the antelope valley which is like 30minutes to L.A. without traffic xD,we don't get the earthquakes..we get all the fires xD

i live in green bay ...
By: fALLoUTbOYlover1011. on 19 Nov 08, 05:29:46
i live in green bay, wisconsin!! ahahahahaha!!! so funny!!! and I DO LIKE IT HERE!!! AND I GO TO LAMBEAU FIELD ALLLL THE TIME!!! hehe ^.^

ahhh California...! ...
By: livelaughlove094. on 19 Nov 08, 03:04:48
ahhh California...! But we haven't seen an earthquake in a while....no we spend our free time catching on FIRE!

haha stupid suicide ...
By: xxRacheyXBearxx. on 18 Nov 08, 23:02:46
haha stupid suicide bombers! haha i love this!

ada ada aiyee!!!... ...
By: Granitearmy222. on 18 Nov 08, 20:41:12
ada ada aiyee!!!.....what the? -boom- lmao

2:27 - 2:38 ... lol ...
By: AbnormalActivity666. on 18 Nov 08, 20:05:09
2:27 - 2:38 ... lol!!

"click... what the ...
By: lakismeker. on 18 Nov 08, 11:05:27
"click... what the khhhh did you see jamiles face"...xD

well we're in DC ...
By: Cheech234566. on 18 Nov 08, 03:41:59
well we're in DC that was a Veeto!

4:46 TO 4:51 LOL
By: snowbdog. on 18 Nov 08, 01:50:21
4:46 TO 4:51 LOL

oh i get it ...
By: lavendertink. on 17 Nov 08, 23:52:17
oh i get it exciting at first then ends in disaster lmao :]

Ass.
By: Lee156. on 17 Nov 08, 23:30:03
Ass.

hahaha "well april ...
By: emsiedoodle. on 17 Nov 08, 21:43:33
hahaha "well april fools dumb ass XD"

"Your *** is on ...
By: holver95. on 17 Nov 08, 20:11:50
"Your *** is on fire! It's a dry heat" lmao!

walter or achmed ...
By: dannycox14. on 17 Nov 08, 19:58:30
walter or achmed cant say the same

WE LOVE IT HERE
By: petervssweden. on 17 Nov 08, 11:40:40
WE LOVE IT HERE

i love how he makes ...
By: heeelllooooo. on 17 Nov 08, 03:20:00
i love how he makes walter seem so real

uhhh... I assume ...
By: anvita99. on 16 Nov 08, 23:26:57
uhhh... I assume you're not talking to me, right?

i do not wan to go ...
By: bosstonbot. on 16 Nov 08, 19:55:56
i do not wan to go to los angeles xD xD

Ahcem? do you mean ...
By: DeviltoGeorgia34. on 16 Nov 08, 18:08:11
Ahcem? do you mean Achmed? He does that.

dude its just a ...
By: acesrath. on 16 Nov 08, 07:48:22
dude its just a joke and its not even that bad of a joke, now if it was something meant to be racist thats different and its just an act so get your panties out of a knot and lighten up

Stop sterotyping, ...
By: anvita99. on 16 Nov 08, 06:20:26
Stop sterotyping, people. When a country is the butt of a joke, the joke does not put down its economy, wealth, or intelligence. I'm just guessing, but a joke started this, right? US teens are not stupider than others. They can be just as smart, or just as dumb as anyone else. & stupidity does not run in someone's blood. You can't call somebody stupid based on where they live. Attacking someone's country is like attacking someone's race, so think before you decide to be intentionally racist.

I hear "emphysema" ...
By: anvita99. on 16 Nov 08, 06:07:02
I hear "emphysema" there. or "etcetera." I'm probably not pausing at the exact right spot... What are you talking about?

YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE ...
By: hiddenleaffighter. on 16 Nov 08, 05:12:57
YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE! its a DRY HEAT lmao

awesomre hes ...
By: thugyj281. on 15 Nov 08, 22:27:31
awesomre hes hilarousssssssssssss!

funny :D
By: StarPink27. on 15 Nov 08, 21:59:57
funny :D

Jeff Dunham blooper
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Jeff Dunham arguing with myself blooper

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So funny!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: Misirlou7. on 19 Nov 08, 06:29:34
So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, Jeff said ...
By: msjennhill. on 19 Nov 08, 00:09:11
Actually, Jeff said on the commentary for this that he really did forget completely where he was. He blames it on the shot of tequila his friend (that you see him make fun of for going to the bathroom) bought for him before the second show.

how do you recover ...
By: earthy205. on 18 Nov 08, 21:25:45
how do you recover from that?!

i cant get sick of ...
By: schnurr31. on 18 Nov 08, 04:34:51
i cant get sick of this

when Penaut's hair ...
By: helenkitty23. on 18 Nov 08, 04:01:04
when Penaut's hair fell off i couldnt help it and my aunt rushed in a asked if i was okay..

thats the thing ...
By: nfan10. on 18 Nov 08, 01:54:05
thats the thing about jeff dunham he can turn a blooper into something really funny

sorry. just saying. ...
By: robotbeans. on 18 Nov 08, 01:45:36
sorry. just saying....;;

how he get walter ...
By: ryuchaos. on 18 Nov 08, 00:13:12
how he get walter he is funny

lol thats all i ...
By: jesusjuice61. on 17 Nov 08, 22:47:35
lol thats all i have to say lol

Geweldig :D ...
By: ikbencnk. on 17 Nov 08, 16:14:50
Geweldig :D Fantastic, fantasties (H) WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ik heb hier echt om kunnen lachen :)

I hate to wreck the ...
By: LuvMyFreedom. on 17 Nov 08, 06:36:07
I hate to wreck the illusion for anyone, but forgetting his lines is part of his act. He did the same thing when I saw him live. Like another clip where he drops Peanut, it's planned, but hilarious.

thats why you are ...
By: catstorey38. on 17 Nov 08, 04:06:58
thats why you are not to look there. but jeff is funny as hell. no matter where you look. injoy the show for what it is

Right, because ...
By: RavenxDrake. on 17 Nov 08, 04:01:52
Right, because before you realized that Jeff was doing the voices, you thought the puppets were talking?

then don't look at ...
By: eramseyer. on 16 Nov 08, 23:20:40
then don't look at his neck muscles.

i saw want that old ...
By: ILOVEPNUS. on 16 Nov 08, 19:48:16
i saw want that old guy

He was just ...
By: HelloMan93. on 16 Nov 08, 18:52:08
He was just repeating what Jeff was on before Walter dropped his arm. "...Honey can I sit in it?"

...
By: soldierlittleboy. on 16 Nov 08, 17:53:44
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i love jeff dunham! ...
By: darkprincess04. on 16 Nov 08, 06:37:49
i love jeff dunham! the first time i saw him, my dad called me out when achmed was on. i could not breathe i was laughing so hard!

@robotz: A new car? ...
By: MaxDaroda. on 16 Nov 08, 01:38:33
@robotz: A new car? Honey can I sit in it?

this acually works. ...
By: SoldierVII. on 15 Nov 08, 18:41:02
this acually works... 1)say a boy or girls name u want to be with two times. 2)say ur best friends name five times. 3)post this comment on five videos. 4)press f8. 5) you will see your crushes name

this acually works. ...
By: SoldierVII. on 15 Nov 08, 18:35:36
this acually works... 1)say a boy or girls name u want to be with two times. 2)say ur best friends name five times. 3)post this comment on five videos. 4)press f8. 5) you will see your crushes name

what did that guy ...
By: robotz1174. on 15 Nov 08, 16:46:51
what did that guy say in the audience?

lol. it totally ...
By: robotbeans. on 13 Nov 08, 23:04:01
lol. it totally messes up the whole illusion when you look at his neck muscles.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! ...
By: oOTG06Oo. on 13 Nov 08, 21:29:43
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! When peanut lost his hair me and my sister cudnt breath it was hilarious!!!!! XDDDDD OMG!!! I was crying!! wish there was more thou lol, the aftertakes are waaay funnier!!!! JEFF MAN RULEZZZ!!!

They should have ...
By: huka0104. on 13 Nov 08, 19:17:21
They should have just left the peanut blooper in the show!

Jeff Dunham and Melvin
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funny stuff

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my first thought: ...
By: weemanlovesjesus. on 19 Nov 08, 07:02:43
my first thought: he's got richard nixon's nose. seriously, that's the first thing that went thru my mind.

why does melvins ...
By: maku175. on 19 Nov 08, 03:07:22
why does melvins noes look like a croch?

and what kinf of ...
By: wwejohncenafan328. on 19 Nov 08, 02:57:42
and what kinf of battle.. checkers.. and when ever i get a king.. he blowed it up.. so what you do? i set a verble threat so walter can gas him lol

everytime i would ...
By: roostermeow. on 19 Nov 08, 01:35:22
everytime i would get aking he would blow it up

He looks like Steve ...
By: TheWorld72. on 19 Nov 08, 01:05:12
He looks like Steve Carrel with Blonde hair lol

What's the D ...
By: NeonBananaGlowInDark. on 18 Nov 08, 14:46:21
What's the D standing for? That's my theme song. Your theme song? What's your theme song? Da da da da xD

Jeff: You fight ...
By: liquid1122. on 18 Nov 08, 09:03:18
Jeff: You fight crime? Walter: Yes, of course. Jeff: What kind? Walter: The.. bad kind.

Jeff-were did you ...
By: coollegend95. on 18 Nov 08, 05:36:08
Jeff-were did you get the suit.Melvin-that my friend super hero secret.Jeff-e-bay.Melvin-dame it how did you deduce that.

ta ta ta taaaa
By: paintballmaster707. on 18 Nov 08, 02:16:33
ta ta ta taaaa

ta ta ta ta!
By: midnightpaint. on 18 Nov 08, 00:21:16
ta ta ta ta!

Melvin-I love ...
By: ryanmclegend. on 18 Nov 08, 00:20:23
Melvin-I love lookin' at boobies Haha that's a beautiful pair aahh I'm glad I'm wearing latex shorts oh I forgot I can't see through silicone but, there's a good reason those are super hooters if they had a theme song it would be ta ta ta ta. If she had a costume there would be 2 D's on her chest.

dat da da da lol
By: EMOxLOVENxYOUx1993. on 17 Nov 08, 23:51:29
dat da da da lol

rocker577 that is ...
By: meangirls3000. on 17 Nov 08, 23:44:30
rocker577 that is such a lie i didn't dO it but i know it fake because you can't die just for typeing STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB DUMBO

the president had ...
By: ilovebucky24. on 17 Nov 08, 23:36:03
the president had the A bomb he had the H bomb its time to drop the F bomb

LOL
By: Alynnflint. on 17 Nov 08, 23:18:59
LOL

jeff-so where did ...
By: derspells555. on 17 Nov 08, 22:39:22
jeff-so where did you get your costume melven-THAT! is a super hero secret jeff-ebay? melven-god damn it!

ah ah hiiiiii
By: tractorpuller01. on 17 Nov 08, 22:23:44
ah ah hiiiiii

Jeff- What kind of ...
By: NutsforWoW. on 17 Nov 08, 22:18:02
Jeff- What kind of crime do you fight? Melvin- The bad kind? Jeff- What else did you do? Melvin- I fought a terrorist. Jeff- Achmed? Melvin- Yes. Jeff- What kind of battle were you in? Melvin- Checkers.

DONT READ THIS ...
By: rocker577. on 17 Nov 08, 22:13:48
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY? Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

lmao
By: k2datboy4. on 17 Nov 08, 21:04:07
lmao

"So whats your ...
By: Sarina334. on 17 Nov 08, 20:55:00
"So whats your symbol?" "A big nose in the sky....but somtimes it doesn't exactly look like a nose" Roflmao XD its so dam funny

this video never ...
By: KingJames1122007. on 17 Nov 08, 16:57:37
this video never gets old

this dude is fukin ...
By: jbxxty. on 17 Nov 08, 13:59:37
this dude is fukin funny

wheres the new ...
By: zmansporscheboxster. on 17 Nov 08, 07:34:18
wheres the new melvin shit...

Melvin kinda looks ...
By: AClockworkJerry. on 17 Nov 08, 05:05:03
Melvin kinda looks like me (in the nose) hahaha HEY TERRORISTS F YOU!!

Walter and Jeff Dunham # 3
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Walter and Jeff Ventriliquist

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